(Source: captain-4merica)



youknowittoo:

when your friends start listening to bands you recommend and you feel just like



gaywardvagabond:

when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline



  • satan: let there be wifi passwords
  • satan: let there be calories
  • satan: let there be post limit
  • satan: let there be crocs
  • satan: let there be nickleback


commanderinqueef:

today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”



I think I learned more about the Boston Tea Party from Zack & Cody than in History class

memesandshit:

lol reall talk tho



mintblondie:

it doesn’t matter if you love him

or capital H A M



too-simple:

If mondays were a band they’d be Nickleback.



(Source: ifonlyyouwerefood)